Create your own bio for Maite’ and Daniel
Because,realistically, anything you come up with is gonna be better than the truth…
Maite’ and Daniel were:
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Raised by wolves in the mountains of Scandinavia
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Bred from a single piece of mitochondrial DNA harvested from the eyebrows of Liza Minnelli
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Stolen at birth by a band of Gypsy traders and bartered for a pound of low grade hashish
Where they:
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Undid all their previous hypnotism under the clever guise of copious tequilla consumption
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Quickly discovered their propensity for shouting innappropriate comments during “quiet time” at the Senior Center
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Learned secret and deadly kung fu techniques by a band of Himalayan sasquatch
Only to find that:
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They weren’t nearly as special as Mr. Rogers had led them to believe
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When it comes right down to it, Six Feet Under really IS pretty pretentious
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Just doing yoga doesn’t give you that body
In their spare time they:
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Work diligently on creating a vaccine to cure that thing people do where they come to your house and drink a better bottle of hooch than the one they brought
- Provide low cost tattoos and piercings to under privileged children in Beverly Hills
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Rehearse their “phone laugh” where they make the laugh noise whithout actually smiling
