a design smack down
Jan 30 2010

Muralist and designer Nancy Hadley talks reality

Nancy Hadley was the muralist on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition when I was there and working with her often made the whole thing bearable.  She is smart, funny, crazy talented and way more fun to paint with than just about anyone.  Since then, she has been active all over design TV.  We’ve also worked on murals and designs for lots of different clients.    Here is a quick story from Nancy Hadley.   -Daniel

I bolted the front end of this motorcycle to the wall, Nancy made it fly!

I bolted the front end of this motorcycle to the wall, Nancy made it fly!

I have been working in reality television for five and half years.  My first show was Extreme Makeover: Home Edition on ABC.  It was one of the highlights of my professional life.  The workload and deadlines were brutal but I expected and loved it. I had not anticipated the incredible friendships I would make while working on the road.  A typical schedule for work would go as follows.  Get up at 4am, shower, eat breakfast, lift two little girls out of bed and take them to the car, coax one larger 8 year old boy into the car and wake my husband.  With a car-load of very sleepy people I would drive to the John Wayne airport.  My husband would pull out my enormous suitcase, hand me my backpack and kiss me goodbye.  With the kids it was a little more emotional. There were many many hugs and tears and I would have to peal off little hands to start my journey. At the check out counter the attendants recognized me.  They would always ask where the house was going to be this time.   I had the security check down to a science that is until liquids were not allowed.  Computer out of bag – check, shoes off – check, jacket off – check, boarding pass and id in hand – check, avoid line with strollers – check, make joke about athletes foot risk – check, walk thru and pack it all back in my bag.  In the terminal I would frequent a snack stand that sold muffins but as I did not drink coffee, I ordered it with hot chocolate.  Next I would find my way to the gate and search for a seat till my boarding letter was called.  Just one year prior to my travel for the show I was an extremely nervous flier.  I would pace while waiting to board and roll airplane disaster stories through my head before surrendering to the fact that the plane was just going to crash. I would count seats to the nearest exit and take a baby census because maybe they could save us.  Always astounded to land safely I would exit thankful to be alive.


Jan 8 2010

Why didn’t I think of this??

Oh, yeah, right… because I’m not twelve years old…

Don't make me show you my mad Mario skills on the WII...

Don't make me show you my mad Mario skills on the WII...

But that does’t mean the awesomeness of this isn’t unparalleled….


Jan 7 2010

Q&A SMACKDOWN: HGTV’S Daniel Kucan vs. Mortise’s Mighty Maite

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Dear Daniel and Maite,

I have a question. I live in a downstair condo unit. It’s new building and we recently moved in. I was brushing my teeth at the bathroom sink when I heard someone, um “relieving themselves” in the bathroom above. It was as audible as if they were in the room with me. Is there anything I can do for more privacy? More insulation? Anything?

thank you,
Patience B.
Jacksonville Beach, FL

Dear Patience,

Daniel:  An excellent question, and one that I think all first floor apartment dwellers have experienced.  My first apartment in New York was beneath a rollar derby team and I used to drift off to sleep to the dulcet tones of their wheels grinding across their floor (my ceiling.)

Maite: Didn’t you date one of them?

Daniel: One?

These are the sweetest girls that my past has to offer...

These are the sweetest girls that my past has to offer...

Maite: Hence, your pathological fear of ball bearings…. If you owned the apartment, then you could soundproof the ceiling, but even still you wouldn’t be able to get rid of the sound because it travels down through the plumbing.  I think a schedule is in order.

Daniel: Right.  Like he can only pee between the hours of 9am to high noon, and 7pm to 10.  I think that’s perfectly reasonable.

Maite: A better idea is to create some ambiant sound in your bathroom to cover the sound of your neighbour’s um, what’s a good euphamism for “pee?”

As the sound soothes you to complacency, the gnomes will steal your soul!

As the sound soothes you to complacency, the gnomes will steal your soul!

Daniel: Yeah, you could just have a little table top fountain that sounds like pee anyway.  That way, he would just be contributing to the atmosphere.  Or a fan, or an ambiant sound machine.

Maite: Or a new pet parakeet!  I think that would be lovely.

Maite's grammer school photo

Maite's grammer school photo

Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!

Daniel: Really, your upstairs neighbor is giving you sound effects for free!

Maite:  Exactly.  It’s all in the mind.  Just visualize that you are under a babbling brook or cascading forest stream.  Or, as the case may be, a thunder storm.  Better yet, move.  There isn’t much you can do.

Daniel:  And for Pete’s sake, don’t get the bottom unit!